PLEASED AS PUNCH!!

So, within hours of completing the domestic violence classes he was ordered to attend after assaulting Rihanna, Chris Brown posted a photo of his 'Certificate of Completion' on Twitter, announcing: “I’m done with the class.” Later posting: "I have enough self respect and decency to be proud of accomplishing this DV class. Boyz run from [their] mistakes.. Men learn from them!!!"

Well, actually, Christopher, BOYS physically attack their girlfriend in a car when she says something he disagrees with. MEN, in contrast, smile sweetly… apologise… tell her she’s right… give her a fiver… call her a taxi… and kick her out into the cold!

BROWN CONSIDERS HIS FUTURE LOSS OF EARNINGS

To make this story even more unsavoury, during a November probation hearing, an LA Superior Court Judge praised Brown for doing a “very commendable job”, adding: "No one has done a better or more consistent job than you have…”

As if condoning domestic violence isn’t bad enough, it’s now coming directly from an aging, fat bloke in a robe! Which impressionable young boy doesn’t believe every word that comes out the mouth of Santa?

My only hope is that this disturbing tale inspires parents to educate their young sons as to the right and proper way to treat women. Although, for the love of God, I’m hoping said son isn’t listening to Chris Brown’s latest single (below) during this chat, ‘coz I don’t think it will go down at all well if at the precise moment mummy asks: “Do you think Chris was right to thump his girlfriend?” little Charlie chants with jubilant glee… “YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!”